"So she moves me up a grade because I wasn’t fitting in so now I’m even more not fitting in. I was getting good grades, like all As…"
"and then my mom says, You need stimulation"
"and I go, "No, I’m stimulated enough right now!"
"But she goes, Nuh-uh, you don’t have a challenge. You have to have a challenge"
"So now I’m challenged, all right!"
"I’m challenged to hold on to my lunch money”
"because all the big mooses want to pound me”
"because I’m a shrimpy dork who thinks he’s smarter than them"
"But I don’t think I’m smarter, I just do the stupid homework"
"If everyone else just did the stupid homework"
"they could move up a grade and get pounded too."
"Is there any more coffee?"