
- All grown-ups are pirates.
- Excuse me?
- We kill pirates.
- I’m not a pirate. It just so happens I am a lawyer.
- Kill the lawyer!
- I’m not that kind of lawyer!

- All grown-ups are pirates.
- Excuse me?
- We kill pirates.
- I’m not a pirate. It just so happens I am a lawyer.
- Kill the lawyer!
- I’m not that kind of lawyer!
Oh my god help help help I will never be able to watch this movie without shouting GO AWAY RUFIO, YOU DON’T EXIST AND...
List of things Homestuck has ruined RUFIOOOOOOOOO!
Hook Hook Hook!
“drink your bobo, peter…”