When your new bff tells everyone your deepest secrets
When McAvoy tells everyone you cried while watching Twilight.
When McAvoy talks about you chasing after him in a vespa.
When McAvoy says you had sex 4 times.
Not tenderly.
THE BEST INTERVIEW IN THE EXISTENCE OF MCBENDER
Interviewer: I like to pride myself on having moderate mind-reading skills and I think I can work out the question that you get asked that annoys you the most about this movie. So I’ve got to read that, it’s my last question. Question: generally when people come in here and they ask you “Are you in X-Men?” The question that…
James McAvoy: How many times did you have sex with Michael Fassbender?
Interviewer: That was the question. And what is the answer?
James McAvoy: Four.
Interviewer: Four times. And how tender a lover is he?
James McAvoy: [sucks in his breath, considers] …Define tender?
Interviewer: I guess.. a bit of spooning afterwards…
James McAvoy: [shakes head]
Interviewer: …some snuggles…
James McAvoy: [continues shaking his head]
Interviewer: …maybe a little [kissy sounds] on the neck?
James McAvoy: [shakes head] No, I have to take care of myself afterwards
ASSDFGHKLFHDLSFD THIS INTERVIEW I COULD BARELY KEEP FROM DYING WUT
A bit of my Fassavoy life
In the past couple of days, got my hands on:
- Inglorious Basterds
- Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Silk Stocking
- Fish Tank
- 300
- Hunger
- Atonement
- Wanted
- Penelope
- Wimbledon
- Becoming Jane
- Jonah Hex
- A Bear Named Winnie
Adding soon: Jane Eyre, Centurion, Chronicles of Narnia.
James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender Interview compilation.
a lot of the best bits ever.
